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22 December 2023
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1. Elvis
Who else in the entire history of the universe is known across the globe just by his first name? And Jesus doesn’t count, because he’s fake. That’s right, it’s none other than Elvis Aaron Presley, the King of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Did he write any of his own music? No. Was he that good of a guitarist or musician? Definitely not. But is he an American icon that is paralleled by no other? Absolutely. His music isn’t the greatest thing on Earth, for sure, but he is bigger, cooler, and more fly than most of us can ever hope to be. He’s cooler dead than most of us are alive. So get yer ass out to a used CD store and pick up a disc or two. Stay away from the tunes you are more familiar with (“Hound Dog”, “Jailhouse Rock”), and check out some of the lesser known songs. And don’t buy any of those fucking gay remixes!
2. Bad Horror Movies About Serial Killers
Dudes, the tastes like chicken kids are ADDICTED to these low-budget, train wrecks of film! For some reason, these films are almost always titled with the last name of the serial killer they are about. Ones we recommend: Gein, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy, and Nightstalker. Ones we’d like to see made: Fish, Berkowitz, Jack the Ripper, Manson, and, of course, Bush. I know October is over, but it’s ALWAYS a good time for a B-movie about serial killers.
3. Anal Sex
It doesn’t matter if you’re giving or receiving-- whatever floats your boat-- but you’ve got to get in on some of this! (No pun intended.) It’s like regular hetero sex, only cooler! For sure.
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1. Elvis
Who else in the entire history of the universe is known across the globe just by his first name? And Jesus doesn’t count, because he’s fake. That’s right, it’s none other than Elvis Aaron Presley, the King of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Did he write any of his own music? No. Was he that good of a guitarist or musician? Definitely not. But is he an American icon that is paralleled by no other? Absolutely. His music isn’t the greatest thing on Earth, for sure, but he is bigger, cooler, and more fly than most of us can ever hope to be. He’s cooler dead than most of us are alive. So get yer ass out to a used CD store and pick up a disc or two. Stay away from the tunes you are more familiar with (“Hound Dog”, “Jailhouse Rock”), and check out some of the lesser known songs. And don’t buy any of those fucking gay remixes!
2. Bad Horror Movies About Serial Killers
Dudes, the tastes like chicken kids are ADDICTED to these low-budget, train wrecks of film! For some reason, these films are almost always titled with the last name of the serial killer they are about. Ones we recommend: Gein, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy, and Nightstalker. Ones we’d like to see made: Fish, Berkowitz, Jack the Ripper, Manson, and, of course, Bush. I know October is over, but it’s ALWAYS a good time for a B-movie about serial killers.
3. Anal Sex
It doesn’t matter if you’re giving or receiving-- whatever floats your boat-- but you’ve got to get in on some of this! (No pun intended.) It’s like regular hetero sex, only cooler! For sure.
PURCHASE THIS OR SIMILAR ITEMS
artid
1756
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issue
vol 6 - issue 03 (nov 2003)
section
entertainmental