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22 December 2023
HOOSIERVILLE, IN - Indiana resident Howard Mueller has packed his bags.
"I'm off to the Philippines," he stated. "I've been a member of the American workforce for the last 30 years, and I want to remain one."
Mr. Mueller was laid off from his job 16 months ago, and has looked high and low for employment in his area.
"But," he said, "there isn't any."
But luckily for Mueller, he found a good old American job in the Philippines. And, as fate would have it, it was the exact same job he was laid off from last year. The only difference Mueller will have to adjust to-- other than working in the Philippines, of course-- is that his coworkers are now eight-year-old boys and girls.
"I'm proud to be an American," Mueller explained. "And I'm just glad I can continue to work for this great nation of ours."
"I'm off to the Philippines," he stated. "I've been a member of the American workforce for the last 30 years, and I want to remain one."
Mr. Mueller was laid off from his job 16 months ago, and has looked high and low for employment in his area.
"But," he said, "there isn't any."
But luckily for Mueller, he found a good old American job in the Philippines. And, as fate would have it, it was the exact same job he was laid off from last year. The only difference Mueller will have to adjust to-- other than working in the Philippines, of course-- is that his coworkers are now eight-year-old boys and girls.
"I'm proud to be an American," Mueller explained. "And I'm just glad I can continue to work for this great nation of ours."
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vol 6 - issue 03 (nov 2003)
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stories