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22 December 2023
SANTA BARBARA, CA - Dean Whitney, 34, of Santa Barbara, California was embarrassed last Wednesday when he was caught tapping his foot to a Muzak song in his local grocery store.
"A really shitty Muzak version of Dave Brubeck's 'Take Five' started up over the speakers," said Elaine Lewsley, of neighboring Montecito. "I happened to look over at him and caught him tapping his foot and kind of swaying to the song. I just thought to myself, 'What the fuck?'"
Whitney then quickly grabbed the box of Raisin Bran he was looking at and rushed over to the express line to check out.
Whitney was unavailable for comment, but the manager of the grocery store stated, "We don't expect him to show his face around here for awhile,.. at least he better not, if he knows what's good for him."
"A really shitty Muzak version of Dave Brubeck's 'Take Five' started up over the speakers," said Elaine Lewsley, of neighboring Montecito. "I happened to look over at him and caught him tapping his foot and kind of swaying to the song. I just thought to myself, 'What the fuck?'"
Whitney then quickly grabbed the box of Raisin Bran he was looking at and rushed over to the express line to check out.
Whitney was unavailable for comment, but the manager of the grocery store stated, "We don't expect him to show his face around here for awhile,.. at least he better not, if he knows what's good for him."
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vol 6 - issue 03 (nov 2003)
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stories