THE SHIA MAILBAG

Hey. What's Shia's phone number? I'm not a creep, I just want to know!
GirlGoneCrazy219@aol.com
Hey, GirlGoneCrazy219!
Like, thanks for writing! I’m always excited when I get emails from other Shia fans, which is, like, every day. You people are crazy!
Anyhoo, I got some bad news for you: I can’t give out Shia’s phone number. Technically, I don’t have it. I have his agent’s number, but, by law, I’m not allowed to call it anymore. I don’t know. Something about a “read straining order” or something. Whatever. I think his agent is just jealous that Shia will like me more than her.
Peace out, "Not A Creep",
- Tina Peters
I know somebody asked u already, but can I have his phone number and his address? Don't worry, I wouldn't call him. Too shy. And I can't go to his house; I live in NJ, he lives in CA. Too far! Thanx.
Hey, Thanx!
You already know someone asked me for his number? You must be psychic! This is, like, the coolest letter ever! I mean, I’ve never had a psychic write me, let alone a psychic who loved Shia LaBeouf almost as much as I do! I’m so flattered or whatever that you took the time out of your busy day of psychicness to write me.
I almost was gonna say it’s bad news for you that I don’t have Shia’s phone number, but then I was like, “Tina, think about it: this person is psychic! They can, like, read minds and stuff! They don’t need some totally cute, totally awesome girl from Wisconsin to tell them someone’s phone number. They can just predict it or whatever!”
Then I thought to myself, “Hey, Tina! It’s Tina again. You know, you probably don’t even have to write Thanx back, because they’re, like, totally reading your mind anyway. They can totally see you typing this, and, like, know the answer before you say it.”
Whoa,.. now I’m totally freaked out.
I gotta go.
- Tina Peters
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