THE FOOL REJECTS MR. T'S PITY

CHICAGO, IL - In a press conference held yesterday afternoon, The Fool issued a plea for Mr. T to stop pitying him.
"Yes, I am indeed The Fool," said The Fool. "But I neither need, nor want, Mr. T's pity."
When asked for comment, Mr. T replied, "How can I not pity The Fool? My momma taught me to pity the less fortunate. Who less fortunate than The Fool?"