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22 December 2023
Hey there, Jennifer Connelly!
It’s me, ol’ D.J., again. I wrote you a couple months ago. Haven’t heard back. Maybe you don’t read tastes like chicken as much as I’d figured. Well, it being February, what with Valentine’s Day and all, I’m trying again.
Anyway, I heard an interesting tidbit of news about you from my spiritual advisor and relationship guru, Vinnie Baggadonuts. He read that you’re looking to laugh. Looking for a little fun amidst all of your serious acting roles in dramatic fair such as Hulk, The Rocketeer, and Career Opportunities.
While I’m not particularly adept at telling "jokes"-- nor do I find myself to be all that "witty" or full of "wit" or "witticisms"-- people often seem to find me funny. That’s why I saw an opportunity with your desire to laugh. See, I believe I can help you.
Now, I also heard somewhere that you’re married. That might complicate matters a bit, but I know I’m not much of a man. It’d probably behoove you to have a couple of guys. A passionate woman like yourself could certainly benefit from that. So, I figure you can be with your husband Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, while I watch your kids. Then on the “T” days and Saturday, I’ll spend fun-filled days and nights with you, while your hubby does the babysitting. We can alternate Sundays.
So, in a nutshell, that’s my little idea. Run it past your husband if you want. You can get back to me at dj@tlchicken.com.
I anxiously wait to hear from you, Jennifer. This could be a great thing for all of us.
Yours,
- D.J.
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It’s me, ol’ D.J., again. I wrote you a couple months ago. Haven’t heard back. Maybe you don’t read tastes like chicken as much as I’d figured. Well, it being February, what with Valentine’s Day and all, I’m trying again.
Anyway, I heard an interesting tidbit of news about you from my spiritual advisor and relationship guru, Vinnie Baggadonuts. He read that you’re looking to laugh. Looking for a little fun amidst all of your serious acting roles in dramatic fair such as Hulk, The Rocketeer, and Career Opportunities.
While I’m not particularly adept at telling "jokes"-- nor do I find myself to be all that "witty" or full of "wit" or "witticisms"-- people often seem to find me funny. That’s why I saw an opportunity with your desire to laugh. See, I believe I can help you.
Now, I also heard somewhere that you’re married. That might complicate matters a bit, but I know I’m not much of a man. It’d probably behoove you to have a couple of guys. A passionate woman like yourself could certainly benefit from that. So, I figure you can be with your husband Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, while I watch your kids. Then on the “T” days and Saturday, I’ll spend fun-filled days and nights with you, while your hubby does the babysitting. We can alternate Sundays.
So, in a nutshell, that’s my little idea. Run it past your husband if you want. You can get back to me at dj@tlchicken.com.
I anxiously wait to hear from you, Jennifer. This could be a great thing for all of us.
Yours,
- D.J.
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1984
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vol 6 - issue 06 (feb 2004)
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stories