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22 December 2023
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush, wrapping the themes of his reelection campaign in an upbeat State Of The Union address, said Tuesday night that America has doubleplusgood miniplenty, but Airstrip One was still at war, which is doubleplusplus ungood.
After more than two years without a terrorist attack, he said it was tempting, but wrong, to bellyfeel the danger had passed. Thoughtcrime is doubleplus ungood. Warmakers are peacekeepers. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel IngSoc.
Bush said he was goodthink about the reviving economy, and urged Congress to take steps to make sure the recovery lasts.
"Chocrats are up. We must respond helping Americans gain skills find plusgood jobs in our new economy. Ownlife crimethink," the President said. He then quacked; not once, but several times.
Bush plans to hold another address to celebrate the coming Hate Week.
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After more than two years without a terrorist attack, he said it was tempting, but wrong, to bellyfeel the danger had passed. Thoughtcrime is doubleplus ungood. Warmakers are peacekeepers. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel IngSoc.
Bush said he was goodthink about the reviving economy, and urged Congress to take steps to make sure the recovery lasts.
"Chocrats are up. We must respond helping Americans gain skills find plusgood jobs in our new economy. Ownlife crimethink," the President said. He then quacked; not once, but several times.
Bush plans to hold another address to celebrate the coming Hate Week.
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1995
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vol 6 - issue 06 (feb 2004)
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stories