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22 December 2023
I've recently come to the conclusion that not only am I a mediocre lover, I'm also a shitty reviewer. Why? Because as far as reviewing goes, I hate being negative. Every time I am, it feels about as natural as Debbie's breast implants. So, with that in mind, I was in a pickle as to how to review 1208's new album, Turn Of The Screw.
Then it occurred to me that I once knew someone who would've eaten this CD up like so much blink-182 and Everclear and Bush. (The band, not the good kind. Well, that, too, but I was referring to the band.) And that person is 18-year-old D.J. Kirkbride!
So I hopped into my trusty time machine and went to find my thin, gray-hairless, "hopeful" young self. Here's what young me had to say:
Dude! Holy shit, dude! This totally rocks out with its cock out! Only one slow song to skip over, too! Schweet. Pretty schweet. And that bass line in track 12, "Not You", is the fucking bomb. I'm gonna use that in my new movie! Man, this one, Wrath of the Wig-Man, is going to be awesome. If I could shoot it on film instead of VHS, it'd totally be like a real movie! Well, okay, fat, old, future me-- I have to go have TONS OF SEX now! Can I keep the disc? Maybe I'll fuck to it if Renee's down.
I left him the CD, and returned to the present. Unfortunately, leaving something from the present whilst in the past caused a rift in the space-time continuum, and I am now right-handed instead of left! What else have I changed? Wait,.. my Coke tastes like Pepsi. MOTHERFUCKER!!! I blame all this on 1208. But, if you like blink-182 and Good Charlotte brand pop "punk"-- only less jokey-- you should dig this, methinks.
LEARN MORE ABOUT 1208 HERE.
PURCHASE THIS OR SIMILAR ITEMS
Then it occurred to me that I once knew someone who would've eaten this CD up like so much blink-182 and Everclear and Bush. (The band, not the good kind. Well, that, too, but I was referring to the band.) And that person is 18-year-old D.J. Kirkbride!
So I hopped into my trusty time machine and went to find my thin, gray-hairless, "hopeful" young self. Here's what young me had to say:
Dude! Holy shit, dude! This totally rocks out with its cock out! Only one slow song to skip over, too! Schweet. Pretty schweet. And that bass line in track 12, "Not You", is the fucking bomb. I'm gonna use that in my new movie! Man, this one, Wrath of the Wig-Man, is going to be awesome. If I could shoot it on film instead of VHS, it'd totally be like a real movie! Well, okay, fat, old, future me-- I have to go have TONS OF SEX now! Can I keep the disc? Maybe I'll fuck to it if Renee's down.
I left him the CD, and returned to the present. Unfortunately, leaving something from the present whilst in the past caused a rift in the space-time continuum, and I am now right-handed instead of left! What else have I changed? Wait,.. my Coke tastes like Pepsi. MOTHERFUCKER!!! I blame all this on 1208. But, if you like blink-182 and Good Charlotte brand pop "punk"-- only less jokey-- you should dig this, methinks.
LEARN MORE ABOUT 1208 HERE.
PURCHASE THIS OR SIMILAR ITEMS
artid
2028
Old Image
6_6_1208.jpg
issue
vol 6 - issue 06 (feb 2004)
section
entertainmental