CATWOMAN

I must be living in a hole or something. I had no idea that they were making a Catwoman movie. I had no idea they had cast that hot mulatto hit-and-run piece of ass, Halle Berry as the titular character. I also didn't know it is going to be a porno flick. If you only click on one link this year, it has to be this one.
You will not believe the piece of shit, fifty-cent, leather prostitute getup they've got this chick wearing! If you thought nipples on the Batsuit were uncalled for, then, brother, wait 'til you get a load of her! She does have nice, supple ta-tas, though. Maybe Batman will show up with nothing on but a Zorro mask, and spray her with his massive "can" of shark repellent.
Yeah, that's shocking. Not as shocking as Christopher Nolan directing a new Batman flick, but shocking nonetheless.
Well, when I get home I am going to have to watch that sexy clip from Monster's Ball to get this out of my system. That Billy Bob Thornton is one fine piece of ass!
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