MAN WONDERS WHY FINGER STINKS

TRENTON, NJ - Jersey native Frank Weintrup awoke yesterday morning to an odd odor emitting from his left index finger.
"I don't know. I was rubbing my face a little, waking up, and smelled something gross," explains Weintrup. "Turns out it was my left pointer."
Weintrup claims to have no idea where the smell came from. He also insists the stinky finger is wholly unrelated to his sore anus that morning.