COMIC SHOP OWNER SAYS XXL T-SHIRTS DON'T FIT LIKE THEY USED TO

METROPOLIS, USA - Owner of hole-in-the-wall comic store The Page Turner, known alternately as "Crusty" and "Stinky", recently professed to wardrobe difficulties.
When complimented by a virginal patron on his ten-year-old Nexus and Madman black t-shirt, "Crusty" admitted that it was his second t-shirt choice. According to "Stinky", his first pick for that day’s attire, a new XXL Puffed t-shirt, was too tight.
"XXL is supposed to fit," said the bereaved, crusty comic seller, "but I couldn’t even breathe in it! Did they go changing sizes or something?"
As a result of this tragedy, Graphitti Designs has pledged to make XXXL t-shirts for their portlier patrons beginning in late 2004.