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22 December 2023
Dear Lassie,
Being a dog, I don't know if you can read. And being, I think, dead, you probably don't read tastes like chicken. But I'm taking a chance here anyway.
See, I never even wanted a dog until I saw you on television. What a fine specimen you are! So loyal! So handy in a tight spot! If you would be my dog, I would feed you the best dog food. None of that dry crap. We're talking canned, gourmet dog food all the way. And I'd play catch with you-- all that shit dogs like.
So think about it, Lassie. We could be quite the pair. Get back to me.
The man to your best friend,
- D.J.
Being a dog, I don't know if you can read. And being, I think, dead, you probably don't read tastes like chicken. But I'm taking a chance here anyway.
See, I never even wanted a dog until I saw you on television. What a fine specimen you are! So loyal! So handy in a tight spot! If you would be my dog, I would feed you the best dog food. None of that dry crap. We're talking canned, gourmet dog food all the way. And I'd play catch with you-- all that shit dogs like.
So think about it, Lassie. We could be quite the pair. Get back to me.
The man to your best friend,
- D.J.
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vol 6 - issue 08 (apr 2004)
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stories