LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN ARRESTED

END OF THE RAINBOW - Lucky the Leprechaun was taken into custody last week, following the release of a new marshmallow in his frosted oat cereal.
After buying the updated Lucky Charms, parents noticed their children behaving oddly.
Deborah K., of Amherst, New York, would only elaborate by saying, \"I became suspicious when my six-year-old son told a little girl, \'I think you\'re magically delicious,\' and started rubbing her back.\"
An undisclosed informant leaked footage for a commercial promoting the newest marshmallow. In the commercial, Lucky is quoted as saying, \"Me Lucky Charms are magically delicious for kids of all ages! With pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, red balloons, purple horseshoes, and now Spanish flies!\" Reports say he then gives a sultry look into the camera, and softly purrs, \"Now come and get me pot of gold.\"
Retailers have pulled the product from their shelves, but rumor has it that a box of the new Lucky Charms has recently sold for on eBay for as much as $176.00.