GOD CHANGES PR COMPANY

HEAVEN, LLC - God issued a statement this week, raving about his new PR company.
\"I’m really happy with all that Lucifer and Co. have been doing to help me out these last six months.\" The Deity proclaimed, \"To tell you the truth, we were this close to packing it in and calling it a day. We’d been using Rabbinowitz and Sons for so long, that I guess I never noticed that we’d grown apart.\"
Rabbinowitz and Sons had been God\'s PR firm for the last 6,000 years, so it caused quite a stir when God looked elsewhere for representation.
\"It was just time to freshen things up a bit. I’ve never been happier!\" Continues The Almighty, \"You know, I never would have thought of that Jesus movie by myself, but the guys at Lucifer and Co. were so convincing. They said, \'Just play your hits-- that’s what everybody wants to see.\'\"
Next up for God is a new plague this winter. The plague-- which will cause Americans to be out of work for four years, and lose their Social Security benefits-- is tentatively being called \"Re-Election\".
A spokesman for Rabbinowitz and Sons could not be reached for comment.