PIEBALD - ALL EARS, ALL EYES, ALL THE TIME

Have you ever imagined yourself in your own shitty, mid-Nineties\' teen movie about the oddball nerdy guy at school who turns popular by the end of the film? Well, shit, dude! Have I got the soundtrack for you! It\'s Piebald\'s newest album, titled All Ears, All Eyes, All The Time, and it\'s filled with 15 tracks of generic pop rock that will fit into your film perfectly.
The album\'s first track, \"The Benefits Of Ice Cream\", will compliment your opening montage of the nerd\'s encounters with the bullies at school. Your audience will definitely feel one with your protagonist as they hear lead singer Travis Shettel\'s shrieking, annoying voice in unison with the shrieks coming from your protagonist\'s head as it\'s being flushed down the toilet. By track eight, titled \"Part Of Your Body Is Made Out Of Rock\", your film will be at the middle of the second act, where you will show that your protagonist\'s body is too made out of rock, and that he is becoming stronger and cooler, and on the right path of going from nerd to stud. Your film ends with the final track, \"All Sense Is Lost Postlude\", and the entire audience will be on their feet, applauding... because it\'s finally over.
Who the fuck would go see a shitty movie like that, anyway?