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22 December 2023
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After declaring the latest Good Charlotte single to be \"pretty good\", local hipster Mitchell Douglas, 23, lost all credibility with his friends.
\"We used to look to him for what was cutting edge and cool,\" laments a Douglas associate. \"Now he\'s suspect.\"
Another acquaintance added, \"After this Good Charlotte shit, I\'m now forced to wonder if The Pixies\' Doolittle is really a \'seminal alternative rock album\', like Mitch said. I mean, how can I take his opinions seriously anymore?\"
Douglas has apologized for his lapse, and plans to set things right by purchasing Lou Reed\'s relatively obscure Transformer reissue as soon as he cashes the paycheck from his part-time job at the local 24-hour cyber cafe.
\"We used to look to him for what was cutting edge and cool,\" laments a Douglas associate. \"Now he\'s suspect.\"
Another acquaintance added, \"After this Good Charlotte shit, I\'m now forced to wonder if The Pixies\' Doolittle is really a \'seminal alternative rock album\', like Mitch said. I mean, how can I take his opinions seriously anymore?\"
Douglas has apologized for his lapse, and plans to set things right by purchasing Lou Reed\'s relatively obscure Transformer reissue as soon as he cashes the paycheck from his part-time job at the local 24-hour cyber cafe.
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issue
vol 6 - issue 12 (aug 2004)
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stories