FAT PERSON HAS NORMAL-SIZED BONES

HUNTSVILLE, IN - Huntsville, Indiana native Frankie Arbuckle, 18, has used the same excuse to explain his shocking obesity since he was a boy: the 5\'6\", 460-pound Arbuckle insists he has \"big bones\".
\"Sure, I have a healthy appetite,\" Frankie understated as he began his four cheeseburger and chocolate malt lunch, \"but my mom says I\'ve always been big-boned.\"
Dr. Peters, the morbidly rotund Arbuckle\'s physician, begs to differ. \"Fatty-- I mean, Frankie\'s bones are of normal size for someone of his height. I have the X-rays to prove it.\"
Concluded the doctor, \"He\'s just really, really fat.\"