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22 December 2023
REYNOLDSBURG, OH - Antonio Sanchez, 28, has had a running joke going since he was 13.
\"I always said I\'d name my first kid \'Areola\',\" explains the now-bereaved father. \"I never knew it would go this far.\"
Sanchez\'s wife of two years, Emily Sanchez, 26, feels a mix of vindication and sorrow.
\"I figured I\'d call him on it,\" explains the new mother. \"Unfortunately, he didn\'t back down, so I foolishly upped the ante. But I never thought it\'d go this far.\"
Areola McGriddle Sanchez was born August 15th, 2004. Children\'s Services are currently looking into the matter.
\"I always said I\'d name my first kid \'Areola\',\" explains the now-bereaved father. \"I never knew it would go this far.\"
Sanchez\'s wife of two years, Emily Sanchez, 26, feels a mix of vindication and sorrow.
\"I figured I\'d call him on it,\" explains the new mother. \"Unfortunately, he didn\'t back down, so I foolishly upped the ante. But I never thought it\'d go this far.\"
Areola McGriddle Sanchez was born August 15th, 2004. Children\'s Services are currently looking into the matter.
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vol 7 - issue 01 (sep 2004)
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stories