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22 December 2023
SANTA MONICA, CA - While in Santa Monica last weekend, comic strip and cartoon star Popeye the Sailor Man was enjoying lunch with longtime girlfriend, Olive Oyl, when his right eye opened suddenly.
Popeye, who had always claimed to have lost the eye in battle, was more than shocked to find his eye still intact and working, and all he had to do was open it.
\"I\'ve been telling him for years that his eye was still there, but he just wouldn\'t give up his heroic battle story,\" stated J. Wellington Wimpy, a friend of Popeye.
Popeye has found a new lease on life with his opened eye. Unfortunately for Miss Oyl, Popeye\'s new vision has abruptly halted her joyous life.
Stated the Sailor Man, \"After I opened my eye, I saw the truth: that trooch is a beast! Aag-ag-ag-ag-ag!\"
Popeye went on to say that any hot bachelorettes out there can contact him on his celly at (310) 555-1962.
Popeye, who had always claimed to have lost the eye in battle, was more than shocked to find his eye still intact and working, and all he had to do was open it.
\"I\'ve been telling him for years that his eye was still there, but he just wouldn\'t give up his heroic battle story,\" stated J. Wellington Wimpy, a friend of Popeye.
Popeye has found a new lease on life with his opened eye. Unfortunately for Miss Oyl, Popeye\'s new vision has abruptly halted her joyous life.
Stated the Sailor Man, \"After I opened my eye, I saw the truth: that trooch is a beast! Aag-ag-ag-ag-ag!\"
Popeye went on to say that any hot bachelorettes out there can contact him on his celly at (310) 555-1962.
artid
2687
Old Image
7_1_popeye.jpg
issue
vol 7 - issue 01 (sep 2004)
section
stories