WRANGLER BRUTES - ZULU

There are 18 songs on this disc, and only two of them break the two-minute mark. Since this is a fast album with a lot of fast songs, I\'m going to try and make my review follow suit. Read the following very quickly for full effect:

LOUD! L.A.-BASED THRASH PUNK METAL! KIND OF LIKE IF SAM KINISON RAPED ANGUS YOUNG AND THEY HAD A BABY! A QUICK PUNCH IN THE FACE, FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER QUICK PUNCH IN THE FACE! (REPEAT, 16 MORE TIMES!)

HOLY CRAP! EVIL DRUMMING MIXED WITH SCREAMS OF PAIN AND YELLS OF ANGER! DUDE! THERE\'S A SONG CALLED \"HOMOSEXUAL PRESIDENT\"! AND ANOTHER CALLED \"SHIT SEARCH\"! PERFECT FOR PUNK FANS WITH ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER! AHHH! ON \"SHANK\'D\" THEY SCREAM ABOUT TALKING TO THEIR DERMATOLOGIST ABOUT REMOVING BUNIONS! YOU WON\'T FIND THAT ON A JESSICA SIMPSON ALBUM! KILL ROCK STARS IS THE LABEL! ZULU IS THE ALBUM! WRANGLER BRUTES ARE THE PISSED-OFF BAND! FUCKIN\' ROCK \'N\' ROLL!