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22 December 2023
CHAGRIN FALLS, OH - Famous cartoon character Calvin-- of Calvin & Hobbes fame-- announced Wednesday that he is done pissing on things.
\"I\'ve done everything I can with piss,\" stated Calvin. \"I\'ve pissed on Ford emblems, Chevy emblems, fire, and good taste. Hell, I\'ve even pissed on terrorism and Osama bin Laden. I\'m just all pissed out.\"
Calvin, who last year broke away from pissing for a brief praying stint, would like to broaden his creative horizons.
\"I\'m thinking about puking on stuff,\" said Calvin. \"Or shitting on things. Definitely considering shitting, as well.\"
Calvin will reportedly take a month\'s vacation in Maine beginning in January 2005, where he will plan his next creative move. Whatever his final choice, experts agree that both dipshits and hillbillies will continue to be avid followers of Calvin\'s work.
\"I\'ve done everything I can with piss,\" stated Calvin. \"I\'ve pissed on Ford emblems, Chevy emblems, fire, and good taste. Hell, I\'ve even pissed on terrorism and Osama bin Laden. I\'m just all pissed out.\"
Calvin, who last year broke away from pissing for a brief praying stint, would like to broaden his creative horizons.
\"I\'m thinking about puking on stuff,\" said Calvin. \"Or shitting on things. Definitely considering shitting, as well.\"
Calvin will reportedly take a month\'s vacation in Maine beginning in January 2005, where he will plan his next creative move. Whatever his final choice, experts agree that both dipshits and hillbillies will continue to be avid followers of Calvin\'s work.
artid
2775
Old Image
7_3_calvin.jpg
issue
vol 7 - issue 03 (nov 2004)
section
stories