TERRORISTS THWART ERECTION

TOKYO, JAPAN - According to a newswire out of Japan, a group of terrorists claiming ties to Al-Qaeda have, as expected, thwarted the United States\' \"erection\".
The Japanese report goes on to state \"...this erection was one of most highry anticipated in worhd history. Many American poriticians feared damage to this erection, and many were anxiousry awaiting what wouhd come from it.\"
No one at the Tokyo newswire office could confirm or deny the report, and neither the White House, nor the Pentagon, could be reached for comment.