WAYNE'S BEEN ON A TRAIN FOR TOO LONG

Overhearing people\'s conversations makes me want to stab my fucking ears out. I swear to Christ, if it weren\'t for the music of Johnny Cash, Elvis, and a million other talented musicians, I may very well take a knife to my ear canal. Or a pencil. Whatever was available, I\'d grab it.
If I have to hear about this guy\'s fucking kid getting his gay skull anklet tattoo one more fucking time, I just might do it.
Or if these two guitar-slinging, tattooed California \"dudes\" rape one more fucking Weezer song, I just might find out how hard it truly is to fit an entire acoustic guitar inside of a man\'s peehole.
And to think, once I get there, I\'m still only halfway done.