READING BETWEEN THE PANELS

DK2, huh? More like, \"Hi! I\'m Frank Miller. Remember Dark Knight Returns? Remember how it meant something to comics and how tons of people were inspired by it and how it brought about a change to how people were telling stories in comics and how it seemed to have an underlying theme that was more than just the Batman story on the surface? Well, I’m gonna try to do that again, except I don’t really care about Batman or comics, and, hell, for all you know, I never really did, but in the old days I could sure make you think I did. Ha ha ha! You fanboy fuckfaces! Go wet your beds! Eat some more Ho Hos, fatties! I’m rich and I don’t give a shit, but go see the Sin City movie anyway, \'cause it’s got Bruce Willis and I know you dorks can’t resist him! Homos!

 

\"As for the art, weh-he-hell, let me tell you! I bet you didn’t know that each page only took me 20 minutes to draw! \'Then why did it take so long between issues?\' you ask. Well, duh-- I was passed out drunk the whole time, dipshit! Now go see my movie! Stare at Jessica Alba’s titties! You sure as hell won’t see them in Fantastic Four! Or \'Fantastic Fuck\', as I call it! Wait a minute! Hmmm... that gives me an idea... I better get on the phone with Joe Quesada....\"

 

Seriously, I checked online and these books aren’t even going for $0.99 on eBay. Hey, why isn’t there a symbol for \"cents\" on a keyboard? I refuse to use a motherfucking dollar sign when I’m talking about less than a dollar. FUCK! Anyway, If you wanna read some good Frank Miller, go read Ronin, Batman: Year One, Dark Knight Returns, and 300. They\'re amazing.

 

As a final note, I feel kind of sad that Miller has to rely so heavily on the tremendously talented Lynn Varley to make his work look decent.