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22 December 2023
VATICAN CITY - The Catholic Church elected German Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger as the successor to Pope John Paul II on Tuesday, April 19th. Ratzinger, a staunch guardian of conservative beliefs and procedures, chose the name Pope Benedict XVI.
In a related story, Ratzinger was a Hitler youth during the early Forties, and worked in an anti-aircraft unit at a BMW factory, where the workforce was made up entirely of slaves taken from the Dachau concentration camp!
\"I know our cover stories have always been fictional bullshit in the past,\" stated tastes like chicken Editor-in-Chief, Wayne Chinsang. \"But this just proves that life truly is funnier than anything we could make up! I mean, they put an ex-Nazi in charge of a billion fucking people! Now that\'s what I call comedy!\"
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vol 7 - issue 09 (may 2005)
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cover story