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22 December 2023
FRESNO, CA - After decades of back-alley fighting, the Boy Scouts of America\'s secret war has spilled into the streets. The details are still sketchy, but this is what we have learned so far: for over 100 years, the Boy Scouts have waged a war on electricity.
In the early years, electricity had the upper hand. Little was known about this new enemy, and thousands of Boy Scouts fell victim to its power. Leaning from their mistakes, the Boy Scouts started researching non-conductive weapons, and set up base camps in the wilderness to stage their operations. Until earlier this month, the war was all but won.
Then, without warning, an electric sleeping cell awoke and killed top Boy Scout leaders in a swift strike. The Boy Scouts have labeled this attack method \"Shock & Ah\". The fight continued only days later with an air strike on some unsuspecting Scouts under tarps in an open field.
The Scouts vow to win this war, and are hard at work forming an alliance of the willing. So far, the Amish are on board, and the Mennonites are expected to soon follow.
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vol 7 - issue 12 (aug 2005)
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stories