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22 December 2023
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LOS ANGELES, CA - Local bank teller and recovering sex addict Imelda Bancuso, 33, has a solution for the current problem the state of California is having with relocating convicted and released sex offenders.\"They can live with me,\" stated Bancuso. \"I\'ll totally take them in.\"
When asked if she was at all concerned about the prospect of living with convicted sexual deviants and molesters, she stated, \"What\'s the worst they could do to me? Rape me? Yeah, like that would suck.\"
Bancuso then excused herself from the interview, and spent the next ten minutes in her bedroom with the door shut.
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vol 7 - issue 12 (aug 2005)
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