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22 December 2023
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COOKEVILLE, TN - Henry Weinhamer, 28, recently emerged as champion of the country’s largest online video game competition-- beating 255 other participants in a five-round tournament of Half-Life 2-- to win the pot of $10,240. Weinhamer, who competed under the alias \"d00m|-|amm3r\" from his bedroom at his parents’ residence, used the winnings to purchase a house.
\"OMG!!!!!1 PWNING /\\ H0USE R0XXORZ!!!!!11,\" said Weinhamer in an Instant Message interview after the purchase of his new home. \"L1V1NG WTH UR M0MZ IS 4 N00BS!!! ROTLFLOLMFAL0RZ!!!1!!1\"
The modest single-story building is the first residence that Weinhamer has pwned, having previously rented an apartment after high school before moving back in with his parents. Currently unemployed, his plans for the future include attending DeVry University to, \"GET TEH M4D TRADE SK1LLZ!!1\"
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vol 7 - issue 12 (aug 2005)
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stories