SLOTH NOW LOVE LOVE CHUNK

Chunk, how long you know Sloth? Many long time. Well, Chunk remember when I help Chunk and friends escape from Fratellis on One-Eyed Willy boat? So do Sloth! Some day it was! And remember when Sloth tell you Sloth love you? Well, this kind of hard for Sloth to say, but Sloth think over time he grow to love love you. Yes, love love, like in a fat boy and disfigured man mutant kind of way.

Do this scare Chunk? Not be afraid. Sloth will treat Chunk right. Make Chunk dinners and buy roses and dresses. And all Sloth ask is that Chunk promise to be with Sloth and only Sloth forever and ever and to never cheat on Sloth with other mutant and to be honest with Sloth and to sex Sloth up every day. That all! Oh, and to do Truffle Shuffle before sexing up Sloth... while naked. That really get Sloth hot!

So if Chunk accept Sloth\'s offer, please tell Sloth right away so Sloth can start making wedding plans.

If Chunk not accept Sloth\'s offer, well, Sloth be sad. But Sloth get over it. No pressure from Sloth. Sloth not wanting to scare Chunk away with commitment.

If it not work out, Sloth and Chunk just continue be friends: watch TV, go on adventure, and eat Baby Ruth. And maybe some sexing up sometimes. That cool with Chunk?

Sloth love love Chunk.

- Sloth

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