Dear Franklin,
Last night I was going down on my girlfriend. With my right hand I had spread apart the folds of her labia. My left hand was upturned and was occupied stroking her G-spot. All the while I lightly flicked her clit with my tongue. Well, you get the idea. After about two minutes, she screamed, \"Get off me! It feels like there are worms all over me!\" To be honest with you, my feelings were hurt. Her lack of tact did a pretty good job of turning me off, but I still want to be able to pleasure her. Can you offer any suggestions or maybe point me to some resources?
Bait for fish in New Brunswick,
- Dale Monroe
Dale,
It\'s common knowledge that what works with some women often fails with others. There are no sure-fire methods for anything when it comes to women. It\'s also common knowledge that there is no way in hell that you are going to get me to talk about the female anatomy in the kind of details you are looking for. So my advice to you would be to talk it over with your lady friend and see if the two of you can\'t come up with some solutions that do not involve me actually having to imagine the two of you having sex in graphic detail. I will say this, though: this has got to be the first time I have ever heard a woman complain while receiving oral sex. There is a distinct possibility that either the molecular structure of your tongue is somewhat abnormal, or that your girlfriend is in fact not sane.
Either way, you should note that I have changed my email address to love@tlchicken.com, so please do not use the old address anymore.
Dear Franklin,
If you were stranded on a dessert island and could only bring three things with you, what would they be? I hope one of the things you pick is me.
Hoping and waiting,
- Virginia Deering
Well, Virginia, first off I would bring a dictionary so that I could mail it to you. Second, I would bring a very large spoon in case you already have a dictionary. For my third item, I would have to pick a fully fueled helicopter and an instruction manual on how to fly it. Wait... that\'s four things. Hmmm.... Oh, well. I think I\'ll really have to spend some more time thinking about this completely original and truly interesting question.
Virginia, please use my new email address from now on.
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