TINA'S BUSTED RHYMES

POEM ONE:
Panama Jack with a fanny pack,
Put your fist up and be black.
Tomatoes give me zits,
Wanna see my tits?
Stick a dinger in a Snack Pack.
POEM TWO:
Ace and Gary suck ass,
Wipe their faces in the grass.
Hey, baby Ruth,
You like the sparkle tooth?
Leave behind a stinky bass.
POEM THREE:
Leaving town ain't easy,
I'm leaving to be sleazy.
Travelin' like a freak,
Up my skirt, take a peek,
I'll miss my friends that are greasy!
POEM FOUR:
Soon I'll say, “Eh!”
Think that sounds gay?
It's been a great trip,
Now it's time to skip.
I'll be back again someday.
STICKY BOOGERS!
(I had to add something off-the-wall to that sappy one!)