Meow meow Mr. Landlord,
Meow meow asked you almost four meows now, but meow meow fixed my air conditioning or meow meow yet. Meow meow last time I ask you before meow board of housing complaints and meow meow.
Meow party last weekend, and everyone left early meow meow hot apartment. Prince Tuesday passed out meow heat exhaustion! Meow almost got sued meow King Friday because of meow lazy ass! Meow! Meow would understand if meow conditioning were not working in entire meow meow tree. Meow X the Owl meow meow yesterday that meow air conditioning is meowing just meow! What the meow?!? Do I have to meow nasty with meow?!? Threaten you with meow violence?!? Because meow will! I\'ll cut your meow meow meow off, mother meow! Believe meow! Lady Elaine Fairchilde owes meow a favor, meow meow will have her meow your meow meow right up the middle meow Boomerang Toomerang Soomerang! And she\'ll meow it meow! She spent meow years in jail!
So please meow back to meow as meow as possible. If I don\'t hear meow from meow in the meow few days, I will meow that you don\'t care about meow, and I will take the meow meow actions meow to meow you away for a long meow meow. That, and you\'ll never find your meow. Believe meow. I\'m one meow meow cat you don\'t want to meow with.
Go meow yourself and meow my air meow!
- Henrietta Pussycat