SPAM POETRY: :), ONE-SEEDED

By admin, 22 December, 2023

The following piece is an actual Spam email that I received -- it appears unedited and formatted just as the original email. As far as what they were trying to sell me, your guess is as good as mine.


- Night Watchman


 


milch cow pain-racked Pan-sclavic moccasin plant mimic thrush
peace warrant never-say-die niter cake pearl paper flower
off-colored peace establishment pastor-elect Pan-hispanism

ore-smelting parrot mouth nettle creeper orange-shaped nimble-winged nutmeg hickory ozone paper
mooring chock Mid-june mink frog
negation-proof or else mucilage cell narcotico-irritant parrot mouth park forest nerve cell nitride process mimosa bark muskeg moss nerve stretching nitrogen trioxide noble-born
old-womanism mound-building mockery-proof parochial school motion-picture projector
near-following pakpak-lauin palm grease ovate-deltoid

muffle furnace mikado yellow old-clothesman pale-red narra blanca N star mid-refrain
on-drive Mothering sunday never-trodden
money-mad Paris blue new-furbish Pan-islamic mummy brown mother-spot noble-looking parchment-covered


 

artid
3766
Old Image
9_4_spampoetry copy.jpg
issue
vol 9 - issue 04 (dec 2006)
section
pen_think

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