SPAM POETRY: YOUR FUTURE, NIGHT SONG

The following piece is an actual Spam email that I received -- it appears unedited and formatted just as the original email. As far as what they were trying to sell me, your guess is as good as mine.

- Night Watchman

 

novel-making mountain-loving open-eared palm willow pansy-growing
mind-changing oil-finding much-coiled nigh-hand pea comb
milk-condensing ore-buying nickel carbonyl mopper-up

money teller Monmouth cock other-self minus sign money-making observation balloon nightshade family
open-spaced nerve-deaf mortar bed
padlock law off-reckoning mezankorrie moth passion-swayed music speech multiple-pass paper mill parotid duct mind-set moor-bred oyster mushroom O-shaped molar tooth
novel reader octane number much-admired peach moth narrow-nosed
nail-studded palm branch oil-yielding oil-distributing

mingle-mangle one-leaved ore-hoisting moon-touched narrow-seeded office hours neat-limbed old-fashionedly parrot-toed part-opened night cloud Neo-gothic near-touching
moose fly night-wandering open-shelved oil rock needle point
owala tree nettle rash night-scented Papua mace

peacock iris opal glass old-man fern Middle western oyster-shell bark louse never-ready overhead price
nutmeg butter naughty pack Oroya fever
mis-con monster-guarded middle-aged night-robbing no-rent land mis-sing nurse child paludal fever