RECENT STUDY: PUSSY IS DELICIOUS
science news from d.j. kirkbride
illustration by fphatty lamar

SCIENCE CAPITOL, USA - A recent study by smart brainiacs revealed that ten out of ten lesbians think pussy tastes "delicious".

When asked to comment on this important scientific finding, Dr. Akiyama Masahiko stated, "We were taken completely by surprise with this particular scientific study."

Unable to keep a straight face, he quickly admitted, "I’m just messing with you. We had little doubt them diesels love pussy."