||You know you want us.
Who are we to deny you of that pleasure?
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Wayne Chinsang, Editor-In-Chief/Interviews
In a world of Japanese Elvis impersonators, only
one has the Destro-like, iron-fisted chutzpah
to drive the creative Buick that is tastes
like chicken. His name is Wayne.
Baggadonuts, Entertainmental Section Editor
Vinnie once saw a dinosaur eat an old lady in
broad daylight. You really don’t mess with
dinosaurs so much after seeing something like
Watchman, Pen & Think/Artwork Editor
Night Watchman can fly. Like a bat. I’ve
seen him. It’s creepy.
Stories & Articles Section Editor
Fphatty rhymes with “Natty,” as in
“Gann.” As in “The Journey
of Natty Gann”, as in “Is the
chick in that Natty Gann movie a chick or a dude?
I can’t tell.”
Member #716, Stories & Articles Section Editor
Deadlines? Staff Member #716 laughs at your deadlines.
He’ll fuck you up with his hamster-style,
then eat your favorite cereal. He’s that badass.
Bork, Workshop Section Editor
I once saw Das Bork run the 50-yard dash in four
seconds flat. Then he took off his pants, and
gouged a cat’s eyes out. Show ‘em,
Sal teaches English to penguins. And she draws
us pictures. Not of penguins.
Jeremy once walked out to his car in the middle
of the night while he was sound asleep. I'm not
If you asked me, this dude is packing a little
more than plain old Virginia tobacco in his pipe.
Our very own Deep Throat. Not in a porno kind
of way. In a “government secrets revealed”
kind of way. Only he doesn’t reveal any
government secrets. So, technically, he’s
nothing like Deep Throat.
Yeah, we've got a cat working for us. What's the
big deal? She's quiet, potty-trained, and cute
as a button. And we like referring to her as the
pussy of TLC.
By day, J-Mil is mild-mannered J-Mil. By night,
he is still J-Mil. You thought I was
gonna say he was a superhero, huh? Dork. Superheroes
Amanda does this thing with a pencil and paper,..
oh, mommy. It's so hot! Gets me kinda moist. Wha?
No, you pervert! She DRAWS with it. Girls don't
put pencils there.
George Dubya Bush
The man needs no introduction. Nor can he spell "introduction."
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