ERIE, PA - Local residents are curious as to exactly what Tinder, a homeless mutt, did last Thursday. Despite the dog being noticeably more rambunctious and thirsty than normal, people simply have not been able to determine what exactly happened.

"Tinder has never been like this before," said Lou Travis, a patron of the Dine Finer Diner. "Usually he just sits around in front of Mike's, licking himself. But ever since last Thursday, he’s been different. Like maybe he pulled someone out of a coalmine, or put out a house fire."

Experts agree that if the dog were able to communicate using the English language, folks would be able to hear Tinder’s amazing story and get back to their daily routines. Experts also agree that this will never happen.