I SAW A FAT NINJA
ninja poetry by d.j. kirkbride
illustration by sal swayzo

I saw a fat ninja

Walkin' down the street,

Cankles above his

Fat fuckin' feet.

This ninja was portly,

Thunder thighs makin'

Friction, smell the smoke,

Fat legs rubbin'.

I saw a fat ninja.

How can he jump high?

My torso isn’t as big as his

Right fuckin’ thunder thigh.

Fat ninja should exercise.