GUY IN EIGHTIES' EXERCISE VIDEO A TOTAL HOMO
Reporting by Insane Wayne Chinsang

SAN DIEGO, CA - Jeremy Whitlock, 27, discovered that a man working out in the 1984 exercise tape Exercise 'n' Roll was indeed a "total homo".

"I was cleaning out my mom's entertainment center, and found a few unmarked VHS tapes," said Whitlock. "I put one of them in the VCR to see what it was, and there he was. This total homo hopping around in short shorts."

Whitlock then got into a heated debate with his uncle, Nathan Whitlock, who stated he thought the man in the tape was a "flaming homo".