DETROIT, MI - Fourteen-year-old "virgin", Shenifer Fontigua, reported to her parents that she thinks her pregnancy is Ninja-related.

"I don’t even know no havin' sex. I’m still a little girl!" said the 4'6", 204-pound fifth grader. "Nah, I didn’t see or hear nuffin', but them damn Ninjas is sneaky. Prolly done it while I was sleepin'."

Shenifer's mother stated, "I’m fustrated. The police just snickered when we called 'em. Meanwhile, this Ninja prevert is out roamin' the streets. I know she didn’t go making this up-- she’s my little baby."

Police have composed a possible composite sketch, and are sort of on the lookout.