EIGHT CD HAIKUS (BECAUSE I'M OUT OF TIME TO REVIEW THEM)
CD review haikus by Debbie

1. R.A. THE RUGGED MAN - DIE, RUGGED MAN, DIE

Rugged Man, say why.

Tell world why you so damn pissed.

Need hug and warm milk?

ratheruggedman.com

2. LAST OF THE FAMOUS - THE MUSIC OR THE MEMORY

You are not famous.

You are pop punk gut-rot bile.

A pox on you all!

lastofthefamous.com

3. RANTMUSIC - KAMIKAZE SYLLABLES

Mr. Bungle-esque,

But not nearly as moody.

Circus fun goodness.

rantmusic.com

4. THE BREAK - HANDBOOK FOR THE HOPELESS

Hard-edged ballad rock,

Like Bono, only with balls.

Heh, heh... "Bono balls".

thebreakpage.com

5. DEAD TO FALL - VILLAINY AND VIRTUE

Stereo's possessed,

By hardcore Devil music!

Still fun though. Kinda.

victoryrecords.com

6. RILO KILEY - MORE ADVENTUROUS

Girl whining like mule.

Happy-go-lucky hook beats.

This is sure-fire hit.

rilokiley.com

7. SHOPLIFTING - SHOPLIFTING

Loud, mean, and absurd.

Off-key playing fever rock.

My kind of album.

killrockstars.com

8. MORNING 40 FEDERATION - MORNING 40 FEDERATION

Goddamn, this is good.

Ween meets the JSBX!

The Bumblebeez' knees!

morning40.com