FPHATTY LAMAR LOOKS LIKE TOTAL DORK IN PHOTO
Factual reporting by Insane Wayne Chinsang

MILWAUKEE, WI - Fphatty Lamar recently received a picture back from her vacation in Hawaii, and she looks like a total dork in the photograph.

Fphatty Lamar refused to comment, as she has been locked in her office since last Tuesday, burying her head in shame.