REYNOLDSBURG, OH - Antonio Sanchez, 28, has had a running joke going since he was 13.

"I always said I'd name my first kid 'Areola'," explains the now-bereaved father. "I never knew it would go this far."

Sanchez's wife of two years, Emily Sanchez, 26, feels a mix of vindication and sorrow.

"I figured I'd call him on it," explains the new mother. "Unfortunately, he didn't back down, so I foolishly upped the ante. But I never thought it'd go this far."

Areola McGriddle Sanchez was born August 15th, 2004. Children's Services are currently looking into the matter.