POEM ONE:

I am drunk,

You are a punk.

Eat a dork with a fork,

You taste like raw pork,

I like to huff skunk.

POEM TWO:

Pineapple guts,

Eat off Chewbacca's nuts.

Hot wax on my ass,

Raw sex in the grass,

Ride a pony like a klutz.

POEM THREE:

Hot shit,

Throw a fit.

Marbles roll,

A hockey goal!

Rub my clit.

POEM FOUR:

Candy apples,

Bingo raffles.

Riding black dogs,

Cell phones are for hogs,

Rainbow Brite dazzles.