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PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong-il released a statement to the press today stating that he and his country are once again in agreement over the nation's current stance on nuclear weapons.
What they are in agreement about, exactly, is a disagreement that sprung up yesterday, which was over an agreement that was made earlier in the day, which was reached due to a disagreement that was had in the morning.
To date, North Korea has started and stopped its nuclear weapons pursual a record 687 times since May of 2003.
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