LOCAL MAN STILL USING HAIRSPRAY
by guest reporter, nathan smart

CANAL FULTON, OH (AP) - At a press conference held this week, local man Bob Stanton, announced that he is still using hairspray, even though his wife says gel would look better.

Stanton told his wife, “I like hairspray. It makes my hair stick and it doesn’t shine as much.”

His wife could not be reached for comment.

Stanton has been using hairspray for three years, ever since his barber made the suggestion.