POEM ONE:

I like big butts and I cannot lie,

It's time for this song to die.

Chickens are ugly,

Your aunt is a flowering fugly,

Muffins made of pork rye.

POEM TWO:

My cat is a brat,

He scratches my lap.

Get high on pot,

smoke it up a lot,

Rat-a-tat-tat,

I'll make your neck snap back.

POEM THREE:

George Clooney is a looney,

Fat Chunk is a Goonie.

Wigwam is a tater crunch,

I used to have a Hugga-Bunch,

Don't die yet, Mickey Rooney.

POEM FOUR:

2001,

Time to get a gun.

I have a turtle named Myrtle,

She wears a tight girdle,

With scissors, I run.