If I were Queen of the America, there would be no school all week. I would get rid of all letter W’s, because my mommy's friend vinnie says, “W is a more on,” and something about, “canned pain fine ants reform.” I don't know what that means, but he showed me where the keys are to type it. I would also make Aaron Carter and Britney Spears eat worms. My mommy is the most beautifulest mommy ever, and that's why I am cute. My daddy doesn't visit me. Mommy says he sleeps with fishies, but we never see him at the acrarium either. I would also have an acrarium if I were Queen of the Merica. America. The end.