| Cover |
| BABY, I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT, WHETHER YOU'RE THERE OR NOT. |
| Interviews |
| ''MACHO MAN'' RANDY SAVAGE |
| CRAIG CLEVENGER |
| NADA SURF'S IRA ELLIOT |
| SPEARHEAD'S MICHAEL FRANTI |
| Everyday
People |
| EVERYDAY PEOPLE: CHRIS NIERATKO |
| Untapped
Talent |
| UNTAPPED TALENT: JOLIE HOLLAND |
| Stories |
| A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM VINNIE BAGGADONUTS |
| A SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW ISSUE OF COSMO! |
| A THANKSGIVING MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT |
| AMERICAN FINDS LOCAL JOB OVERSEAS |
| BARBIE DUMPS KEN FOR SATAN? |
| COULD YOU LOVE A NINJA? |
| DEAR GEORGE W. BUSH: HEY, FUCKHEAD! MY DAD NEEDS A JOB! |
| EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ABUSE |
| EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES. |
| FRANKLIN FURTER'S MATTERS OF THE HEART |
| FRANKLIN FURTER'S THANKSGIVING WORD PUZZLE |
| LOCAL BOY BELIEVED TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING NAUGHTY |
| MAN EMBARRASSED BY FOOT TAPPING TO MUZAK |
| ORGANIZATION DECLARES BANKRUPTCY |
| PESTO SANDWICH THIEF! |
| PHIL COLLINS' HEAD TERRORIZES VILLAGE |
| PURE LARD: AMERICONSUMERS |
| SCHWARZENEGGER WINS; CALIFORNIA LOSES |
| THE MUPPETS GIVE BACK MANHATTAN |
| THE SHIA MAILBAG |
| TRACY MORGAN SIGNS ON TO RUIN THE LORAX |
| WALL RESPONSIBLE FOR DALE EARNHARDT'S DEATH STILL FIGHTING FOR CUT OF PROFITS |
| WHAT VINNIE IS THANKFUL FOR |
| WHEREFORE ART THOU, POINDEXTER? |
| Entertainmental |
| AZURE RAY - HOLD ON LOVE |
| BARENAKED LADIES - THE RIVERSIDE THEATRE, MILWAUKEE |
| BASEMENT JAXX - KISH KASH |
| BELLE & SEBASTIAN - DEAR CATASTROPHE WAITRESS |
| CRAIG CLEVENGER - THE CONTORTIONIST'S HANDBOOK |
| ESTRADASPHERE - QUADROPUS |
| FREAK FILMS: EXISTENZ |
| FRIENDS FOREVER |
| GRANDPABOY - DEAD MAN SHAKE |
| HOLES SOUNDTRACK |
| HONESTY ON TOUR |
| IGGY POP - SKULL RING |
| KEOKI - KILL THE D.J. |
| KID KOALA - NUFONIA MUST FALL |
| NADA SURF - THE RAVE, MILWAUKEE |
| NEAL STEPHENSON - CRYPTONOMICON |
| NEW MODEL ARMY - GREAT EXPECTATIONS |
| NEW MUSIC FROM AUDRA KUBAT, THE RZA, AND GALACTIC |
| NOW PLAYING: CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY |
| OLD TIME RELIJUN - TEXAS BALLROOM, CHICAGO |
| PLASTIKMAN - CLOSER |
| READING BETWEEN THE PANELS |
| ROBBIE ROX - EARL OWNS THE WORLD |
| SHIT YOU NEED |
| THE WORK OF SPIKE JONZE |
| TOY REVIEW: GREMLINS |
| TOY REVIEW: STEPHEN HAWKING INACTION FIGURE |
| Pen
& Think |
| 15 MINUTES ON A TUESDAY |
| A POSTCARD WE GOT FROM SMOKIN' JOE BLOW |
| DEVIL GOT RELIGION, PART 4 |
| FOUNDATION AND FRAME |
| GARBAGE BOOK SPREAD |
| GOD PUT A HIT OUT ON ME |
| GOING TO HELL |
| IGGY AND ME |
| MORE OF LESS |
| TORPOR |
| TWO WRONGS |
| Comics
(pop-ups) |
| CORNFLAKES |
| FEELING UNUSUAL |
| MY COMIC |
| PHINEAS & HOMBRE |
| POOT |
| RAMUT BOXO SQUAD |
| SLOP |
| STUPID COMICS |
| THE ODDLINGS |
| UNTITLED |
| VANITAS |
