I like Dean Koontz. I’ve read most of his novels. I’ve liked a lot of them, loved a couple of them, and thought I wasted my time on a few. Life Expectancy fits into the first category.

 

Sometimes, when I’m sitting in my recliner, it looks like there’s a cat in my lap.

 

But there isn’t. That’s just my penis. It’s shaped funny. Like a cat.

Hey Iran,

 

 

This month’s bit of advice is going to be short and sweet. I’ll get right to the point: if you are a man, do not wear tank tops.